Conversation with God

Man:   God? 
God:   Yes? 
Man:  Can I ask you something? 
God:   Of course! 
Man:   What's a million years for you? 
God:  A second. 
Man:   And a million  dollars? 
God:   A penny. 
Man:   God, Could I have a penny? 

 God:   Wait for a second.